• automatic responses •

With Thanksgiving upon us, very often, it’s not just your relatives who ‘come a-visitin’, but your kids’, and your kid’s kid’s girlfriends and/or boyfriends, too, so remember to have your ‘automatic responses’, ‘handy’, friends, and ‘well oiled’, as it were.
So, that, if you hear one, or all, or any of the above, say, begin a sentence with, “Would you think me totally weird, if I told you…?”
You can stop them there – with: “Yes, yes I would.”
Delivery is paramount, for maximum awkwardness. Perfection is attainable, trust me, in this. It’s all in the intention. Don’t be afraid to be ambitious. Practice in the mirror, if you need to.
~ Tim Burchfield



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